Promoting Our Housewife Theologian
At our recording session last week, la Diva was complaining in a loud, if not stentorian, voice that the Alliance doesn't promote her like other more prestigious outfits promote their famous housewife theologians, complete with snazzy photo shoots and respectful interviews. Soooo... the Puppet Master spared no expense and arranged our own glossy professional photo session for our favourite Prima Donna -- although the final result was, errm, I believe the term is 'photobombed' by a certain Mad Woman on the run from the attic. Thus, TMWITA's identity is finally revealed. Or not.