Mark Bolan Speaks: Fire Trueman NOW!!

In light of the deeply offensive emails posted by our fellow blogger, Carl Trueman, over the last week, where he made such outrageous, extreme, heretical and gratuitously poisonous claims as `You know, maybe not all women should feel they have to homeschool' and `Hey, it's kind of helpful on occasion to read the early church fathers,' the officers at ACE have asked leading Reformed taxi driver, Mark Bolan of Ride a White Swan Cabs, Walthamstow (that's Mark with a `k' not `c' -- thus clearly not the late lead singer of 70s glamrock sensations, T-Rex) to give his opinion on what should be done to stop this: Well, gaffer, it's unacceptable innit?  Don't he know what the public school do to kids in this country?  I mean, I 'ad that geezer wiv the toupee wot reads the news on the 400 Club in the back of my cab the other day, and 'e woz tellin me, like, 'ow in Trueman's school district you'll never guess what?  They only went and elected Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton and that purple Teletubby to the school board!  I mean, it's not right is it, mate!  Next thing you know, our kids'll be 'aving to listen wiv respect not just to a range of opinions but also to people wot they disagree wiv, and offer polite and reasoned responses for wot they believe all that; and then where will we be?  I mean, in case Trueman 'adn't noticed, there's such a thing called freedom of speech in this country and the only way to protect that is to ban extremist lefties like 'im for spewin' their poison on the web.  I mean, you suggest that not every woman is cut out for 'omeshoolin' today, and you'll be shootin' us without trial tomorrow.  I mean, do me a favour!  'E should be strung up from the nearest lamppost for what he writes.  I mean, I was listenin' to Fox News the other night, and they woz sayin' 'ow most parents wot sends their sprogs out to school spends on average about 17 seconds a day interacting wiv their kids (I believe the actual figure is 16 seconds -- Del Boy Thomas)-- and that's only to ask their names coz they've forgotten 'em!!  It's a right disgrace, mate, that's wot it is, a right disgrace.  Wot is Trueman, some sort of left wing commie?

And as for them patristic writers -- wot in the world 'ave they got to do wiv today's evangelical orthodoxy?  I mean, they don't tell you to vote Republican, join the NRA, attend megaconferences, or boycott all local community events on the grounds that they're run by a world alliance of Freudian-Marxist-Darwinians, do they mate?  that's 'ow out of touch and irrelevant they are!  Wot kind of Christianity is that mate, I ask you?  I mean, OK, they do often quote people out of context and distort wot they actually said, which is always 'elpful to those complainin' about Trueman on the Ref21 blog and stuff -- all power to their elbow on that one mate! -- but other than wot further positive contribution do they make?  It just looks like a bunch of old geezers wiv beards warblin' on about the Trinity, the Incarnation, garceand 'ow we've got to love each other and honour the civil authorities, even when they persecute us and all that.  I mean, wot's all that gotta do with the Bible, ay?   Wot is Trueman, some sort of right wing Fascist?  If we're gonna protect our freedom of speech, we need to ban right wing Neo-Fascists like 'im from spewin' 'is posion on the web.  I mean, if I 'ad a quid for every time one of them early church fathers had a lift in my cab and didn't leave me a tip, I'd be a ...... (Enough.  Trueman -- you're fired!   Del-Boy Thomas)