Top Ten Seminaries of 2015

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Here at Reformation21 we skip the best books of the year and instead give you the "Top Ten Seminaries of 2015." All of these seminaries provide a good theological education, especially when compared to what one finds in the rest of the world. America is spoiled for riches.

Honorable Mention: MARS: Alan Strange managed to argue from the OPC Form of Government that this list was unconstitutional, so MARS was not considered. 

10. WSCAL: They merited 10th place even after admitting it was an imperfect year for them. Students are currently arguing over whether this list is law or gospel.

9. Covenant: "3 Points" off last year's 6th place finish; one of the judges named Adam abstained.

8. Puritan: The men in black (suits) were helped by a late vote from a judge named Adam.

7. Protestant Reformed Seminary: They literally do nothing and remain 7th, having always been seventh, even in eternity.

6. Greenville: 6 days means 6th place; up from 24th place. 6-24 in one year...hmmm

5. SBTS: Their impending decision to allow students to drink wine for communion - albeit in tiny communion cups - brought them to #5.

4. RPTS: The imprecatory Psalm-singing was obviously effective against most of the seminaries. 

3. Whitefield Seminary: Up into the top ten after thinking about getting accreditation. 

2. RTS: Talk of ten new campuses for 2016 was enough to convince judges they should be second.

1. WTS: Van Til says we must presuppose WTS as number one and then we can make sense of the rest of the list. 

Posted December 2, 2015 @ 10:12 AM by Mark Jones
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