The Venerable Frank, Patron Saint of Us Cranks

Ok, I assume that the same kind of irrelevant anti-Establishment middle aged cranks who read the irrelevant anti-Establishment middle aged cranks on Ref21 also read the evangelically de-centred gospelite Others at TeamPyro, but, just in case any of you don't, Frank Turk has a fine piece up on their page today.  Surely a man who knows that skinny jeans are only barely acceptable as a fashion statement and never, ever, ever as a mission statement.