Surely not another post on celebrities

I don't want to bring up the whole celebrity conference speaker turf war again but my attention was drawn to the latest T4G conference video (the conference itself looks very good indeed).

It's a basketball game of the various speakers, Ligon Duncan running around is a sight to behold but according to Daryl Hart and his latest conspiracy theory the question we want answered is where is John Piper in the video? Rumour has it there was a bit of ruckus, fists flying and he was shown a straight red and off the court, something about not being tall enough and Thabiti was getting a bit aggressive. Of course none of us can be sure but he's conspicuous by his absence. Where was John?

Please tell me that Carl will get one of those Basketball shirts for speaking at T4G - he's extra small size or large boys.