Trueman sectioned

On the advice of his close friend Nicky `Call me Nicholas' Mauss, Dutch pastor of a large church in Montana, Carl Trueman has indeed turned himself in for counselling.  He is currently at a secret location under care of the Rev Dr Dave `Mental' Hilness but hopes to return to the community as soon as possible.  Apparently, his condition is the result of excessive levels of irony in his bloodstream, though,sadly, this is not considered to be life threatening.  Almost enough to make one an open theist, isn't it?