You heard it here first

Just received the two latest tracts by Jack Chick.  Relevant, sensitive, and scrupulously accurate as always, these are on Islam.  Two things are worthy of note: first, the wonderfully ethnically sensitive portrayal of the physiognomy of Arabs.  Mmmm, where have I seen pics like this before? Oohh, yes, I remember -- some ten years ago when I was researching a paper on Luther and the Jews and spent the day in Cambridge University Library looking at German propaganda cartoons about the Jews from the 1930s and 40s. Who says the church can't learn from Goebbels?

Second, I learned that Khadijah, the Prophet's first wife was -- you guessed it -- a Catholic!  So, by clear implication, Islam is -- right again! -- a Catholic conspiracy!!!!  As usual, only Jack has the courage to tell it as it really is. And I thought it was the Welsh who were to blame!  Now I don't need to feel a sense of national guilt anymore.  I feel so happy. (Me too -- Del Boy)

I do recommend these tracts for Catholic, Muslim, and Welsh friends -- they'll love them and find Christianity a really attractive prospect.  Anyway, must dash -- the senior nurse is coming round to secure me in my straitjacket and padded cell for the night and she'll kill me if she finds me blogging.